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Walking behind girls Ok first things first: I'm not scary, no really I'm not. I hate walking behind girls on the street. It's really annoying when you cross the road or something and you end up behind a girl or even worse a pair of girls. I walk quite fast, I've got stuff to do, beer to buy, kebabs to pick up. So I crossed the road earlier and ended up behind two girls walking marginally slower than me, I'm getting closer and I'm preparing my overtaking maneouver. They know I'm behind them and do what girls do when there's someone walking behind them, they speed up. But by now I'm right behind them and they're looking nervous and speed up more. Ok, I'm walking waaay too fast now and I'm RIGHT behind them. Enough BS, I'm forced I step into speedwalk mode to get round them and dive into the off licence. It's over. Beer. The two girls wander in and attempt to buy cigarettes or something. I pay for my beers and walk out. Damnit I'm behind the same girls again and they're doing the same thing. Only this time I'm on my way round to Blockbuster so I decide to hang back instead. Cooooooome ooooooooon please walk a bit faster, so I try the overtake *denied* and now they are looking round nervously out the corners of their eyes. This goes on for 100 yards or so up to Blockbuster where I finally duck in to peruse the films. It is now over. Anyway I feel like a right perv now. Some people pay good money for that. |
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