Fromage, Kase, etc.

A well established foodstuff formed originally from milk, and more recently from low density plastics and yellow string, cheese has been nominated the number one sandwich filling to describe anything uncool.

Cheese Awards.

There are a number of categories depending on how cheesy something is. These range from a slice of cheese to describe a mildly cheesy experience, Cheddar, which has been used to describe cheesy music (Dutch), right up to a Captain Cheeseball dedication for the full on tacky cheeseball lifestyle.

Captain Cheeseball.

Captain Cheeseball is a mythical character who flies around at night like a cross between a bat, Superman and a bad smell. He waves his cheesy wand at us and sprinkles magic cheese powder into the air to make us follow his cheesy ways. It's a bit like the Dutch and their chocolate sprinkles.

Usually he will attack when we are least expecting, namely when we have been drinking at a party or nightclub. His halucinogenic cheese powder will make us dance like fools at the most stupid music, waving our arms around like we have been snorting parmesan all night.

It will only be on the following morning when Captain Cheeseball is nowhere to be seen that we will remember our actions and cover our faces in shame. Sometimes it may be days before we realise what has happened, when a work colleague points out that you were dancing to Abba on Friday night.

See the special dedicated page to catch Captain Cheesball in the act of cheesing someone up click here