Jonny's skills go one further than most. He can MIND-READ!!! But not just mind-read, he can mind-read over the INTERNET!!!

By taking these simple tests, Jonny's powers of observation will allow him to determine just how bored you are. Be sure to take the tests one at a time.

He's sitting at his computer somewhere in S.E. London concentrating really hard on seeing how bored you are right now. The LEAST you can do is take these tests.

(Editors note: firstly don't get your hopes up too high, secondly users with SP2 may need to click allow active content at the top as Bill Gates doesn't endorse the use of this test...)

Disclaimer: Please do not concentrate as hard as Jonny on these simple tests. This may result in loss of personal control. Jonny accepts no liability whatsoever for soiling of furniture etc.

Customer Testimonials:

"I was very interested in your boredom tests and I have to say that, after attempting to take the test a total of 732 times on the first button, which took me exactly 22 minutes and 29 seconds and a total of 679 times on the second button, which took me a further 19 minutes and 33 seconds, which, curiously is exactly the time it takes for a class 334 single outside piston walscherts tank engine to climb the 1 in 34 Hanover pass in Bavaria (of course this was during the time before the railways were nationalised in Germany thus becoming the DBB, once the DBB was formed most of the lines were switched over to 25kv overhead electrical supplies, with power delivered to the traction motors by semi elliptical pantographs.) I wish to congratulate you on producing one of the most interesting web pages I have come across on the internet, although I must admit I have only looked at this one page as it was by far the most interesting part of your site. Congratulations again Mr Hughes and long may your interesting tests continue.

Yours

Justin V Dogfondler"